YOU: "When is this jawn?"
US: "Friday, November 14th, 2014. 11:00PM - 3:00AM."
YOU: "Where is this jawn?"
US: "Lanham Skate Center. 9901 Lanham Severn Road, Lanham, MD 20706."
YOU: "Who are DJs?"
US: "The legendary, the incomprehendable, the unstoppable, DJ K-Meta and Mista Selecta"
YOU: "What if I don't have my own skates?"
US: "Never fear... SKATE RENTALS ARE INCLUDED in the price of the ticket."
YOU: "I don't drive... how do I get there?"
US: "A FREE bus will be running all night from UMCP and College Park Metro Station (see Bus Schedule)."
YOU: "Can I bring my jailbait?"
US: "Nah breh. The age limit is 18+."
YOU: "TURN UP OR DIEEE"
US: "No alcohol is allowed in the venue, without exception. Additionally, we do not recommending skating while intoxicated, especially if you aren't nice at skating. With that being said, be safe and responsible... and shit.
YOU: "It says 'pajama party', so does that mean I have to come in a onesie or lingerie or something?
US: While pajamas definitely are not required, we highly encourage you to give up your cool guy tendencies and turn up in a robe and some flannel pants. As for lingerie... that's not the intention, but who are we to dictate what 'pajamas' mean to you?
YOU: "What if I bust my ass every time I try to skate?"
US: "We wouldn't want you to be left out... you can still turn up to two of the livest DJs in the DMV."
YOU: "Can I catch the twerk while skating?"
US: "Officially? We're not sure if that's safe. Unofficially? ...make sure we get it on video.
YOU: "Will the Bananas in Pyjamas be there?"
YOU: "Will Les Twins be there?"
YOU: "Will Beyonce be there?"
US: "There's a little Beyonce that lives in all of us."